no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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