i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
now i know why i became what i already was.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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