i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
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How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
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We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
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