Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
As shirtless as possible
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
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