belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
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You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
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Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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