jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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