My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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