Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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