only if we run a train.
done.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
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I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
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Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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