Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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