Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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