I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
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I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
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Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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