i think i have herpe
just one?
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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