I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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