HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
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