Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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