Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
not ubering you a puppy
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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