i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
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