does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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