Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
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