so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
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You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
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Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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