just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
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Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
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Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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