are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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