It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
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