I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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