she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
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The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
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And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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