do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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