dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
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So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
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Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
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