It's like God shit irony all over that family
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
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Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
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I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
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