Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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