She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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