Can Purell be used as lube?
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
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You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
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So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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