I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
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Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
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I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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