She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
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I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
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Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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