I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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