Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
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