God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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