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Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.

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(360): View more from Washington

I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?

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(813): View more from Florida

Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys

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(708): View more from Illinois

he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.

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(216): View more from Ohio

In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

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(636): View more from Missouri

I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.

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