Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
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he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
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He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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