I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
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