So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
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Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
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i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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