DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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