It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Randomize
