Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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