its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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