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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
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I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
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It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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