Tell her she can't have a vagina
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
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Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
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Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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