Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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