yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
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