I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
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it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
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The UTI came back with a vengeance.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
I forget how to act sober
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