The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
i came on her dog
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I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
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Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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