What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
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Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
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I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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