Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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