i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
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