these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Oh god it's open bar.
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